One clear sprig day…

Here is the first D&D Rec, I hope you like it! And if you don’t like it why are you here?

This is the first D&D session recording from the recording studio in *REDACTED*.

Thank you for listening.

Aidan “oh ya” Lewis “ALRIGHT, alright so um you guys ready?” Wyatt “ya.” Aidan “ya ready.” Lewis “Okay I need to know your character name and then alright so, state your character name you.” Wyatt “Zion Hunter Of Good Meat but for short you can call me Fang.” Lewis “you.” Aidan “full name?” Lewis “yes” Adan “Poleris Cadmes.” Lilyan “Zano” Lewis “Alright if you like the voices keep listening, if you think the voices are annoying and retarded I have a transcript down below, you can just read it.” Lewis “Alright uh so Cadmes you are, is that your first name?” Aidan “No that’s you called me by my sir name.” Lewis “Okay, what do you what me to call you?” Aidan “Ha.” Lewis “Can’t say Poleris Cadmes all the time.” Aidan “just try Poleris.” Lewis “Okay, Poleris um you going to, uh you’re guna be the mane, mane starting point for this  campaign.” Aidan “Really?” Lewis “Ya, starting point your not gonna be the mane person the whole time.” Aidan “So I have to go and meet all these other people.” Lewis “um hm,” Aidan “Great.” Lewis “no not necessarily it wuilaa you’ll see you’ll see.” Aidan “Every one will misunderstand me.” Lewis “Ha ha ha.” Aidan “this will be the time of my life.” Lewis “Uuuh great, okay alright so poleris where do you live?” Aidan “That’s a great thing to ask.” Lewis ” do you live in a urban area or do you live in a uh in in a uh, Poleris where do you live, in like an urban area do you live in the woods? Aidan ” uh probably on the uh out skirts of a-n of a urban area Lewis “alright.” some place where I can uh sort of uh do some star gazing I guess.” Lewis “okay i’ma have to bring up the map on lewisjeffery.com (shame less self  promotion) to see where that is.” Aidan “how big is this file gonna be?” Lewis “I don’t know depends, ALRIGHT um so okay you are currently at, ah that’s a perfect place, you are in the town of zap Z-A-P, Alright. now recently some people have come in to this town um flooding in from the the Royal forest some pilgrims if you will from the Royal forest or the blue blood forest and um uh and among them *paper* uh are many people that are just really bad there just not happy people.” Aidan “Terrorists.” Lewis “Terrorists basically yes.” Wyatt “He he.” Lewis “There are a lot of terrorists that come through here.” Aidan “There coming across the border!” (most definitely a Trump supporter) Lewis “Alright so among these Terrorists there are many many evil people here, and you have uh you have resonantly noticed there are uh a lot of these terrorists……